I have lost my cell phone.
It kind of amazes me that I actually lost it, because in 6+ years of owning one, I've never lost it.
It disappeared yesterday, and frankly, I'm just not interested in driving all over creation to find it again. At least not today.
Therefore, if you need to talk to me, you'll have to email me. I check my email pretty obsessively, so don't worry. You might actually get a quicker response than if you called me.